"Press button. Receive bacon."

Extreme tagging!

INSTRUCTIONS. Some people REALLY need help.

Farting is fun

"Do NOT drink the water....County Health Dept."

Found in a Fresno bathroom.

"Thats the last time we go Indian."

For some reason, I dont think that plunger is gonna push this one through.

"Me, Ochem (Organic Chemistry), Stool."

Ochem seems to be a regular killer of bathroom attendants.

"I hope you poop!"

"Thinking Space"
"I have anus blood!"

Almost There! Just a little closer!

"NEED TOILET PAPER!!"

INNOVATION: Find Creative Ways To Express Yourself.

"The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks."

"The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad."

"Morpheus, Trinity, and Neo were HERE behind this wall!!"

"I hate people who write on walls."

"Your mom was here."

"Dear Brian, I miss you already. Thanks for so many good memories in such a short amt of time. Love, Jenna"

And tons of other stuff.....

"Yo Im really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but I just took one of the stinkiest dumps of all time, OF ALL TIME!!!"

Cal State Fullerton Bookstore

"Your lifestyle will ruin us all."
"Who's? Mine?"

"Live it up, you'll all be zombies soon."

"Not until after I'm dead."
"BRAINS"

"This is my second time writing on a wall. The first time hurt and I am still a little uncomfortable, so I thank you in advance for being gentle."

What?

"The statement on the other side of the wall is FALSE."

"Your mom is false."

"Only because you didn't satisfy her."

"A mans a fool, and he should know it, who makes himself a bathroom poet!"

"Are we now bathroom stall philosophers?"

"Hell yes we are"

"I love L.A."

"But you're in OC!"

"The time has come to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings!" (Alice in Wonderland quote)

"OCHEM" (Organic Chemistry)

Been there done that.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than a frontal lobotomy...."

"God is great"

"In fact, He's brilliant"

"Don't do drugs coz if u do drugs you'll end up in prison and drugs are really expensive in prison!"

Sounds like he's talking from experience.

"08 Tip: Never frown because you never no who will fall in love with your Smile."

"the gayest sh*t Ive ever heard in my life."

The Cadillac of public restrooms.

"Corn."

Doesnt digest.

"In grout we trust."

Even atheists have faith in something.