"Press button. Receive bacon."

Extreme tagging!

INSTRUCTIONS. Some people REALLY need help.

Farting is fun

"Do NOT drink the water....County Health Dept."

Found in a Fresno bathroom.

"Thats the last time we go Indian."

For some reason, I dont think that plunger is gonna push this one through.

"Me, Ochem (Organic Chemistry), Stool."

Ochem seems to be a regular killer of bathroom attendants.

"I hope you poop!"

"Thinking Space"
"I have anus blood!"

Almost There! Just a little closer!

"NEED TOILET PAPER!!"

INNOVATION: Find Creative Ways To Express Yourself.

"The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks."

"The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad."

"Morpheus, Trinity, and Neo were HERE behind this wall!!"

"I hate people who write on walls."

"Your mom was here."

"Dear Brian, I miss you already. Thanks for so many good memories in such a short amt of time. Love, Jenna"

And tons of other stuff.....

"Yo Im really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but I just took one of the stinkiest dumps of all time, OF ALL TIME!!!"

Cal State Fullerton Bookstore

"Your lifestyle will ruin us all."
"Who's? Mine?"

"Live it up, you'll all be zombies soon."

"Not until after I'm dead."
"BRAINS"

"This is my second time writing on a wall. The first time hurt and I am still a little uncomfortable, so I thank you in advance for being gentle."

What?

"The statement on the other side of the wall is FALSE."

"Your mom is false."

"Only because you didn't satisfy her."

"A mans a fool, and he should know it, who makes himself a bathroom poet!"

"Are we now bathroom stall philosophers?"

"Hell yes we are"

"I love L.A."

"But you're in OC!"

"The time has come to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings!" (Alice in Wonderland quote)

"OCHEM" (Organic Chemistry)

Been there done that.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than a frontal lobotomy...."

"God is great"

"In fact, He's brilliant"

"Don't do drugs coz if u do drugs you'll end up in prison and drugs are really expensive in prison!"

Sounds like he's talking from experience.

"08 Tip: Never frown because you never no who will fall in love with your Smile."

"the gayest sh*t Ive ever heard in my life."

The Cadillac of public restrooms.

"Corn."

Doesnt digest.

"In grout we trust."

Even atheists have faith in something.

"This does not work. Either fix it or trash it. Stop stealing our $"

Dont mess with a angry menstruating woman during her period.

Found in the woman restroom at Stanford University.

"Prepare to unload."

Too late....didnt make it in time.

Gives a whole new meaning to Stage Fright.

Original

"Please...Do not throw garbage in the toilet. This makes vault pumping impossible."

Improved

"This makes vault pumping highly improbable."

Thanks for the more precise explanation, nerd.

"CAUTION. Protect your valuables. Do not use hook to hang your purse."

"Place purse here."

Apparently handicapped people are much smaller than normal people. And how is a blind person supposed to feel the Braille, it was printed on the paper with ink!

Maybe its a philosophical statement.

"Keep door closed"

"Please keep this door open for ventilation. Thanks!"

They were serving Indian food that night.

Aint that the truth?

I cant help it if I have explosive diarrhea!

"Hair dryers for hair on head only."

So there's hair on top of my head, under my armpits, and...ohh...I see.

"No toilet papers inside the toilet. Thank you."

I'll just throw my used paper over the stall wall onto the guy next to me.

"In order to avoid problems, please do not put paper towels or anything other than toilet tissue into the toilet.

Thank you."

How about a log?

You couldn't pay me to take a dump on that toilet.

"I just accidenty the

whole urinal cake.

what should I do?"

"use an

action verb."

Why people use the handicapped stall in the bathroom.

Green: All the others were taken

Blue: Its the only one with a working lock

Yellow: To mess with the railings

Purple: They just feel like it

Red: They're actually handicapped

here I sit broken hearted

tryed to sh*t but only farted

then one day I took a chance

tryed to fart but sh*t my

pants!!

This stall tag was found in the Humanities

Building at Cal State Fullerton.

"Dont hate me because I am beautiful, hate me because I DID YOUR DAD."

"Go home mom, you're drunk."

Original:

Marijana kills!

RIP Grandpa

Improved:

Learn Good

Marijana Skills!

RIP Grandpa

Found at Cal State Fullerton